Words women use

Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “Nothing” usually end in “Fine”.

Go ahead: This is dare, not permission. Don’t do it.

Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “loud sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”

That’s OK: This is the most dangerous statement that a woman can make to a man. “That’s OK” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how to and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you are welcome.

Whatever: This is a woman’s way to say *!#@ You!